some racist comments of my unconscious metaphorical stream from history (Updated!)
USA:still economically power...hungry
Germany:racism, porn and strategic control does not = progress
China: made in 1 month or less
Cheklosavakia:knights of the round able
Scottland:more boring then the amish
Ireland:just dont say anything
England:Royalty and cruelty by secular and non-secular
Turkey:Do I have Cancer? No its just Turkey.
Israel:We gave it to u and we can take it away
Slovenia:There is no people here wemember dat
Russia:In war we trust BEFORE it happens.
Greece:Still here?
Egypt:Built the pyramids, killed the jews Now what?
Iraq:If you build it they will come.
Bahrain:Whats that? death.
Iran:home of 100,000 empires and car usage in 500 years.
Armenia:still invisible (and yes jewishness DID fuck them over)
Sudan: DO SOMETHING!...productive!
Tibet:time is on your side...and off theres.(whoops sorry im not a country maybe was...oh well)
Nepal:forgotten for good reason
Kuwait: literally 'quiet'
Bangladesh:so stupid..they still offer sacrifices here
Bhotun:foggy bottom
Spain: up means down left means right and FLYS means flyswatter
Lebanon:its a gateway...for France
Sumatra:God knows okay..
puerto rico:retarded?
Cambodia:What do we do? nothing.
France:its okay
Phillipines:They just dont get it.
Poland:its NOT okay to fight
Italy:Is someone helping? no? didnt think so.
Syria:Only dictatorship of the world
North Korea: Secret Communist state, center of instigation and the size of north
carolina.
South Korea: DEMOCRACY! YEAH! LETS CELEBRATE DEMOCRACY!
Antartica: Thank god, noone lives there
Saudi Arabia: Business capital of the world for bringing about wwIII
Palestine:a backyard not, a real state
Japan:Still peaceful and still racist
Thialand:Nazis undermining poor people oh no!
Indonesia:Lost? good.
Vietnam:one people one country lots of idiots in one part, the true south.
Brazil:Silicon Valley and hub for international tourism of rich bigotry. Thank
you!
Jordan:children of zeus, hercules and apple pie.
Venezuala:took advantage of me.
Bolivia:YES WE TOOK YOUR STUPID IDEAS
Colombia:drug trade capital of the world with or without the usa
Panama:1 dictator every 10,000 years.
West Indies Florida keys key west nassua dominica atlantic ocean azores cuba watever:new unknown islands off cuba, viva la flood waters!
Georgia:"what are we exactly?" Good question.
Bulgaria:Ruled by every other country other then its own.
BUT-han:above india below china and to the right.
ASS-ham:see above
Megalopolis:a theme park, i mean megalaya home of nirvana maya samsara dreamsleep happy place
Nagaland:home to old nagging housewives
Manipur:yeah, i know...
Myanamar?....mmm...well thats finally end of teh asian country dragname into easy dumb english joke list
North pole:home of drunk murderous coorperate santa claws.
Transylvania:Dracula!
Judea:Jesus!
Sumeria:home of the kulkite kafi annki enki alien mummy kings or jus renamed amerikkka.
Babylonia:children of the fire stoned.
Persia: Atlantis!
Atlantis! there was one!
Lemuria! home of the jews and 'evil' asian people!
Mu! home of the french!
Chile:the new kid on the block (lets leave it at that)
Sweden: Secretly still Nazi
Finland:the best man for any job, regardless.
Slovakia:poor mans europe
Azerbaijan: FAAAKKEE!
New Zealand: successful attempt of colonialism.
Northern Ireland:Warning the French control you.
Switzerland:Neutral because we dont like you
Hungrary:Once a mighty Empire, now just crap
Mongolia:"We are buddist now...see!"
Pakistan:little annoying brother
botswana: robots in disquise
India:DO NOT introduce anything foreign here...pls
Afghanistan: 1+1=3..and then they wonder why
Canada:pride for nothing, from nothing
South Africa:Let us begin with cool...and end it there
Serbia: is still civilized.
Romania: is still civilized...with concrete
Austria: "we got mountains!...and Germany!"
Alania: welcome to ye olden country
Anatolia:Yeah! Yeah Anatolia!..Should exist! Yeah!
Yugoslavia: peacetime for primates(dang another broken up country)..howabout no yougoslavia!
Croatia: incompetent (seriously guys, seriously)
Estonia:literally owned by Russia
Abhakazia: politically devoid of life...and history
Luxembourg:'trampled upon'
Moldova:upright and dumb (get over wat ever IT is)
Lithuania:Royalty compact
Andorra:a top notch reststop
ukraine:russia's subhuman, smaller america
belgium:prays nightly for noone to hurt him
portugal:CAN be pushed aside
Algeria:A place noone wants to know about or visit,including me
Libya:wrong
Transnistria:Exists!
CSA (place mandatory nerd reference here): Should Exist!
New Calodonia:parties and hippies now live here.
Tunisia:IS NOT IN EUROPE
Macedonia:pls dont hit yourself!
Latvia:fictional country just ignore also where dumb blonds come from.
Tonga: best kept secret.
Mexico:slaves of america unite
Barbados:evil black vampire colony
Saint Martin, aruba, etc:flew over it, didnt care
peru:protect the rocks at all cost
argentena:noone cares what u think so pls reenter your homes in a fashioningly
manner
PAIRofGays:a reason to invent war in southamerica
U-R-GAY:a reason not to invent war in southamerica
Cuba:is really disneylands archenemy...NOT
Equador:watchout! endless fields of mystically dispossessed souls! and all i get
is a chicken sorry.
iceland:really a settled scientific expedition..sshhhh
darfur:the whole world is watching and doing nothing because???
Congo:its a jungle out there..cus it is
Chad:the finest place to dig ones own grave.
Niger:if only I knew
Nigeria:unstable imperfect AND sublime
Guyana:there to aknowledge they have schools (my mistake lost city of africa IS in SA)
Suriname:middle initial
Liberia:there to aknowledge french art and culture
Ethiopia:there to aknowledge hunger and starvation (and yes they beat Italy in
wwII)
Kenya:worlds best community
tanzania:hell on earth for everyone except the animals
madagscar:home to awesome unworldly ideas like hitler's new israel.
Angola:proven to be settled.
Nicaragua: mosquito coast
Austrailia:the legends of idiocy
Moldova: hey i know lets make a country in the urkaine after ww2 and call it mo'd ova ya.
kazakhastan:Time hides EVERYTHING
Uzbekistan:still life? still living..
Turkmenistan:traveled through only to leave the idiots behind.
Tajikistan:the world once new of its answers and didnt care
Krygystan:economy at a stand still for the last 500 yrs meaning high art low everything else
Laos:real reason why vietnam has its south
malaysia:need a new disease? go here.
Singapore:please leave now
papua new guinea:completely accomplished.
Namibia: na-mi-bi-a
botswana: robots in disquise
Dem rep of congo: Need an old disease? Go here.
Central African Rep:thinks its still hidden from the world.
Mozambique:noone here.
Swaziland:its all a joke
Oman:older then earth
Yemen:like Oman except people live here.
Eritrea:beauty and Gypsy collide to reinvent itself.
Denmark:feel free to import export here other smaller countries
Norway:I think they have a statue of a viking's penis somewhere here.
Belarus:where the real drug addicts go or howabout 'livin likes its 1710'
Amsterdam:a place to live smoke drink and LIE
French Guiania:prostitution for fun capital of the world.
Suriname:screwed because of French Guiania
United Arab Emirates:Is what Canada should be to the US
Qatar:A state or city. dumb, small and quiet.
Georgetown:destination one catholic building.
Somolia: I am undecided and so are u
El salvador: thinks its relevant because of Guatemala
Guatemala:thinks its relevant because of hollywood (not torrental mudslides)
Hondorus:thinks its relevant because of tourism.
Bosnia:not wanted
Haiti:nature's rejects
Guernsey:cow, telephone booth
Island in the middle of pacific with a ring and one house:omg! i want to live there for a year
Carribean islands:looking for a good time that really isn't there? Go here.
Uganda: game played and won
Dominican Republic:livin la vida no loca or heres one republic of poor people
Kosovo:obtained elicit normacy.
Belmopan:is a country not a reservation.
costa Rica:can be called Coastal Rich but wont
Montenegro:europes south america
Albania:gypsy capital of the world in otherwords BooOOooorrrinnngg
Moldava:Botinica gardens sometimes i get it confused.
Vanuatu:racist because white people suck
malta:germ, also known as rockland
Sumeria:once ruled for 1 day
Catalanya:supposed to be a tourist destination
Cote Dlvoire:actually better then france.
Cyprus:small island where all the biblical stories took place at.
Latveria:secret dictatorship of none other than Dr Doom.
Freetown:"play with me" means youre an asshole.
Jamiaca: ya makin' me crazy!!..home of barefeet.
Fiji: huuuuhhhh?!?
Taiwan: Taiwan just is
Cambodia: Don't do anything when something happens
Mali:jamaica bahama come on pretty bama?
Mauritania:adapted from Dune
Berkina Faso:is not so faso
Gambia: a river mistakingly named.
Western Sahara:whoops another geographic error.
Equatorial Guienia:ok next
Lesetho:Man, lots of geographic mistakes in africa, hmmm i wonder why.
Senegal:divinity squared
Burma: nazi stronghold
Guienia:where pirates come from
Guienia-bassua:politics of trash "sky high"
Ghana:a giant tombstone
Car: improgress
Togo: literally never played it.
benin: ...to put things in.
Sierra Leone:proud to be a slave even before the term was invented.
Vatican City..broken
Morroco:Muslim for one who rapes spain in every possible position.
Zimbabwe:where starving dignitaries show off.
Rhanda/Burundi:real reason why people hate the french.
Cameroon:is SOMEHOW less evil then the usa.
Dijoubuti:NEXT, too easy. but no.
Gabon: yawn..looks like texas.
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